Evita

The Liverpool Echo is running a fantastic competition to find a reader for the role of Magaldi. Apparently the ideal candidate will be a tenor, aged 25 to 40 and be able to dance. OK after thinking about this for the last hour or so i have come to a number of conclusions:

I don’t actually know what a tenor sounds like so am unsure if i am actually a tenor although i do have a tenner.

The age bracket is perfect for me.

I believe after a number of drinks i am the best dancer in the world.

On the above its probably not worth anyone else applying as i have it in the bag.

Evita