Shipwrecked Battle Of The Islands

Just caught the episode of the new series of shipwrecked today and low and behold two scousers are on the island….more on them in a bit. Now i only really watch Shipwrecked for a perv and lets be honest thats all most males watch it for anyway. Its not as if your looking in on a bunch of intellectuals who are talking sense and maybe even doing something remotely interesting. No its about the bodies the suntans and the bodies pure and simple. So why the bloody hell Katie was there is anyones guess. Now don’t get me wrong i have nothing against large women but she was the token fat bird for the program. And if i am honest i felt a little sorry for her, she probably did feel very homesick and lonely but you have to be an extremely strong character not to feel self conscience if you are the only fat person on an island ( especially female ). If the producers had any balls they would have put a mix of people on the island fat,thin,regular but as i have said the programs about sex nothing else. The comments that were made by some people after Katie had gone were also very vulgar but again she was like a lamb to the slaughter.

Now for the scousers. Danny seemed ok and did come across as a typical scouser from what i saw, so i cant really say anything too positive or negative about him as you didn’t see enough of his personality. Susan on the other hand……..stereo typical scouse bird thanks for that Shipwrecked. Heres a few tips for any scousers considering going on Shipwrecked or any other TV show.

If you don’t have a strong scouse accent DON’T put one on. You sound silly and you can hear your true accent coming through which makes you sound even more stupid. Putting on a strong scouse accent does not endear you to people with strong scouse accents.

Giving it the large with the hand and arm movements. Again you look silly as adding this to the over exaggerated scouse accent does no good for scousers in general.

Mouthing it off. Yes by all means air your views and stick to your guns. However mouthing off for no reason whilst larging it with the arms and all done in a blag scouse accent just gets other peoples backs up.

So i have decided the best thing for the other Islanders and the best thing for Liverpool in general is for action to be taken against Susan. I propose that a raft of coconuts is made and Susan is cast off from the Island. If by some miracle she is seen floating down the Mersey in a few months then she is not to be allowed to come ashore, instead she is to be ushered further down the river to Runcorn were she can live without annoying us scousers who don’t feel the need to put an accent on, give it large or mouth off.

Will i watch Shipwrecked again? Of course i will its the best program for a perv on a Sunday.

This Is The Way To Deal With Teenage Scum

I have previously posted a link to a youtube video showing a number of teenagers viciously assaulting another teenager. They were all female cheerleaders although apparently there was two males who kept watch outside. Anyway youtube has now pulled all the videos of the beating, hence why there is no video in my previous post. The girls have now appeared in court and the video below shows a news report which also explains the conditions of their bail or bond as its called in the US. Now if we came down as hard on the scum teenagers in this country as the US is doing here, some of them may actually gain some respect for the community as a whole. Just have a listen and see what you think.

What A Beautiful World

I just had to post the following video of The Earth rising and setting from the Moon. Most people take for granted and probably don’t even bother gazing up at how magnificent the moon is on a clear night. I suppose it is just the Moon a large circle, grey in colour and always there. It never fails to enthral me just looking up at the night sky. This footage shows what we would see if we were on the moon looking at Earth rise/set. People will be stunned by how beautiful and amazing Earth is and you don’t need to ask why we should save are planet after seeing this.